Yesterday I was reintroduced to the The Register’s BOFH (Bastard Operator from Hell) stories, and spent wasted some time reading through some of the more recent entries. They’re worth checking out, and can certainly break up the day. My favourite quote is below regarding Windows Vista:
“You should go to Vista.”
“So you like Vista?”
“Not really, no. I run a Vista simulator.”
“Virtual Server?” the Boss asks.
“Nah, I just turned on all the flashy crap in XP, changed the background image, took some memory out of my box and clocked down the CPU. Then broke Media player. Works like a charm.”